The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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