I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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