its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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