my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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