Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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