i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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