If i come over, it means nothing
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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