I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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