Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
