Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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