Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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