do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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