Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Buhtt sex?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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