I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
My balls are so social today.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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