Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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