Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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