I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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