dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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