all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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