Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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