just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
