Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Life is so much better after having sex.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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