he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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