why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
