so explain again why im purple
no
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Randomize
