I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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