we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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