This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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