I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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