i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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