She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She told me I should be a condom model.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
