I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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