omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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