I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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