ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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