Your tits are I can't wait for
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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