dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
