I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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