Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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