I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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