My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
