Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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