I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Randomize
