awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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