I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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