I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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