Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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