Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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