i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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