He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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